You have this burning desire to publish your first book.
Your birthday has arrived and you want to see your name on print. You are tired
of sending your entries to common wealth and Caine prize and waiting to be
discovered. You have heard of authors who sent books to publishers and were
rejected but as soon as they were shortlisted for Caine prize, the publishers came
with offers. You waited for your turn, and you are still waiting. Your story
is happy stories about people who live happily and the world prefers sad
stories of children fighting to death or begging on the streets.
You approach some publishers and they tell you sorry but
we have stop accepting manuscripts.
You have become desperate so you look for a vanity
publisher, they give you a steep price and you are happy yes we should do this.
You ask them about the marketing plan. They tell you have
to do everything by yourself, you wonder what are you paying for. You imagine
your book becoming a best seller, be invited for events and having people
following every word you say and crowning you the Queen of Literature.
The vanity publisher sends you a bill and it is almost
four hundred thousand and your dreams came crashing down. You hold on to one
dream winning the man booker prize and spinning tales. You have already decided
that you will tell everybody in the world that Nigerians use Shea butter for
body cream but who will listen to you.
You go to Google and search for Nigerian publishers and
you see the list, it is the same one you have seen before. You check Google and
see a site for independent publishing, you publish your book and still no one
buys.
You decide you are tired so you enter a cab to Wuse and
you see a place called Beulah Printers. You do everything by yourself and you
have your book. You are happy and you sell on your own at least you made some
money. You are now an author and your book sold 50,000 copies suddenly the
publisher starts calling.